Dragon Breaker Face-Off: Who Would You Take?

by Chief Tin | July 5, 2016 | , , , , ,

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Following the release of Dragon Breaker – one of the most polished dungeon crawlers the team has put its hands on – we decided to pit our breakers against each other. Because in true Gamenomnom fashion, we have to go PvP in one way or another. Introducing our contenders: Sephbot, Britz, and Chieftin.

Related: For beginners, check out our Dragon Breakers playguide for tips and tricks to get you started!

Scenario One: You’re trapped in a dungeon with this Dragon King (which looks like a kaiju straight out of Pacific Rim):

Dragon Breaker dragon god

Which Breaker is by your side? Go!

Dragon Breakers

Maximus vs Eliana

Chieftin: Maximus! I’d definitely take Maximus. Have you seen how big his hammer is?

Sephbot: Not a good choice. That hammer is too big to be fast. He would get crisped before the first swing. Crispy Maximus. I’m going with Eliana.

Chieftin: Of course.

Sephbot: What? She looks fast. She’s a Wind-element unit. She has a crossbow; dragons have very shoot-able wings.

Britz: Sorry Chief, I’ll go with Sephbot for this one. Eliana does look all kinds of flexible.

Chieftin: Anyone that naked would find it easier to move!

Winner: Eliana (Sephbot and Britz)

Scenario Two: Chased by a bike gang down a narrow alley, who’s riding shotgun behind you?

Dragon Breaker

Elizabeth vs Amirah

Britz: Elizabeth. She’s a magician, right? I’ll make her throw up a shield. Or turn the bikers into toads or something.

Sephbot: I think she’s more of a white mage.

Chieftin: I think that cape isn’t for high-speed bike chases. I would go with Amirah, have her lob fireballs, sort of like having a walking Molotov turret.

Sephbot: Makes sense. I was gonna say Gudrun, but her longbow is going to be a pain to draw, fireballs just makes sense.

Winner: Amirah (Chieftin and Sephbot)

Scenario Three: You’re face-to-face with a crazed, man-eating shark, who’s going to punch it in the face for you?

Dragon Breaker

Shark wrangler Kiara

Britz: Kiara, because she’s a pirate.

Sephbot: And…?

Britz: She should know how to handle sharks, shouldn’t she?

Chieftin: Right. Kiara is the only Breaker that looks like it can handle a shark underwater. Everyone else looks sluggish or is wearing ridiculous outfits.

Winner: Kiara (Britz)

Scenario Four: You’re trying to pull off the ultimate casino heist, pick a Breaker to take with you!

Dragon Breakers

Kiara vs Elizabeth vs Shinpachi

Britz: I’ll take Elizabeth! Elizabeth looks like a hustler, look at all those jewels! And she’s “Influential”.

Chieftin: You just took the richest looking Breaker of the bunch. I would take Kiara. A pirate should know how to swindle.

Sephbot: No casino is going to let a pirate in.

Chieftin: Can’t a pirate enjoy a night out on the strip anymore? Who would you take?

Sephbot: Shinpachi, because he’s “Steady-Handed”. Also he looks sort of boring so he can hide in plain sight. All eyes would be on Elizabeth and her…jewels.

Winner: Shinpachi (Sephbot)

Scenario Five: Stranded on a deserted island, who are you stuck with?

Dragon Breakers

Maurice vs Eliana

Chieftin: Maurice! Look at him, a plane would spot him from a mile away. And he’s a “Prince” so I bet people are already looking for him.

Sephbot: Gudrun or Eliana. They can probably hunt for food.

Britz: Eliana’s skill is literally “Forest Hunter”.

Chieftin: Food over rescue?

Sephbot: It’s not “rescue” if you starve to death first.

Winner: Eliana (Sephbot and Britz)

So after 5 rounds of pitting Breaker against Breaker, our winning Breaker strategist is Sephbot!

Which Breaker would you take with you into battle?

Chief Tin

Chieftin likes beaches. All kinds of beaches. She loves the rogue-class and doesn't understand why anyone would want to control a moving boulder a.k.a anything in warrior-class. She is currently pursuing further studies in creative writing and pursuing even more vigorously what to do with creative writing.

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